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Loïc Tosser

CODE BERSERKERLEVEL 36· CTO & Co-Founder of Kalvad
HP
100/100
MANA
100/100
XP
90/100

Loïc Tosser · CTO & Co-Founder of Kalvad

Hail, traveler. I am Loïc, CTO at Kalvad: forger of automated infrastructure, collector of strange tongues, lifter of heavy iron, slayer of YAML hydras. The servers are up, the bar is loaded and the raven flies on demand. Welcome to my hall.❧

The Saga

Every berserker has a saga. This one is written in Python, C, Crystal and uptime.

Loïc Tosser, known across the open-source realms as wowi42, is a French software engineer and Chief Technology Officer based in Dubai. After graduating from EPITECH and spending an exchange year at Bonch-Bruevich State University of Telecommunications in Saint Petersburg, where the winter taught him that -25°C builds character and compiling kernels builds patience, he settled in the Gulf. For over twelve years he has served as CTO for startups, scale-ups and government bodies.

His craft is infrastructure that refuses to die. He writes Python, C and Crystal every day, and keeps Go, Zig, Gleam, Elixir and Mint within reach. Rust he has banished from the hall: evil, he calls it, the new Java. He forges automated infrastructure on FreeBSD and Alpine Linux. He bends PostgreSQL, Quickwit and Parquet to his will. His law is simple: a deploy done twice by hand is a deploy done wrong. He runs his own servers and preaches self-hosting and data sovereignty, rather than renting his freedom from the cloud giants: Kalvad's whole stack runs on one self-hosted server that costs less per month than a team lunch.

Open source is both his training ground and his tribute. He has contributed to PyInfra, Arch Linux, Alpine Linux, Python and Django. He forges his own weapons in the open, most recently lecode, a minimalist terminal AI coding agent, and leaves the Kalvad forge gates open behind him: infraninja, django-cloudflare-images and a growing pack of MCP servers. In 2026 he took the stage at FOSDEM to argue that infrastructure deserves real code, not YAML soup, a heresy the crowd greeted with applause and only mild torch-waving.

As a leader he rebuilds engineering cultures around quality, automation and honest metrics: at Kalvad alone, 200 projects delivered for more than 100 clients. As a mentor he has coached early-stage founders through the SANDBOX program. Off the clock he lifts heavy barbells and puts them down again, a discipline he finds remarkably similar to uptime.

Rumors about the man travel faster than his deploys. He designs wooden tables in OpenSCAD, because furniture is just infrastructure you can sit on. He types on keyboards loud enough to wake the ravens. He owns a notification system named Moustash and a meeting machine named Hubert that writes its own notes. And he has never, ever deployed on a Friday.

Character Sheet

STR
18
+4
Powerlifting
Lifts heavy iron and puts it down.
INT
19
+4
Polyglot architecture
Python, C, Crystal, Go, Zig, Gleam, Elixir, Mint.
WIS
20
+5
Infrastructure & automation
Sees the failing deploy before it happens.
CON
19
+4
Uptime
FreeBSD and Alpine servers that never die.
DEX
18
+4
Scripting speed
One-liners loosed faster than arrows.
CHA
20
+5
Leadership & coaching
Seasoned leader, conference skald, coach and mentor, with a pinch of sarcasm.

SKILLS

Automationexpertise
Technical leadershipcoaching · mentoring
DevOpsexpertise
YAML avoidanceexpertise
Public speakingconference talks
Backend systems
Data engineeringPostgreSQL · Quickwit · Parquet
3D printingOpenSCAD · wooden tables

EQUIPMENT

GREATAXEPython
WARHAMMERC
TWIN DAGGERSCrystal
EXOTIC BLADE RACKZig · Gleam · Elixir · Mint
CURSED BLADERust
SHIELDDjango
AMULETPostgreSQL · Garage + DuckDB · OpenObserve
BOOTSFreeBSD · Alpine
RING OF AUTOMATIONPyInfra
MOUNTA loaded barbell
COMPANIONHubert, the self-writing meeting machine
GRIMOIREThe PostgreSQL docs, read for pleasure

ACHIEVEMENTS

Dragonslayer of BrusselsSpoke at FOSDEM 2026 and survived the Q&A.
Seven Months to the ThroneRose from SysAdmin to CTO in seven months at ICFlix.
Gold HoarderCut 180,000 AED of monthly infrastructure spend without shedding a single SLA point.
YAML HereticPreaches real code over YAML soup, on stage, in public, unrepentant.
SQLite StrongmanServed 10,000 req/s from Django and SQLite on a 20 EUR VM, on stage, live.
Rack DeadlifterLifts heavy iron and puts it down again. The servers feel safer.
Self-Hoster SupremeRuns his own servers. Rents no freedom from the cloud giants.

Quest Journal

Active Quests

KALVAD

MAIN QUEST
DEC 2017 - PRESENT · DUBAI

Chief Technology Officer and Co-Founder. Leads engineering, infrastructure and data: 200+ projects delivered for 100+ clients. Ships fast, automates everything.

CTOCo-FounderLeadership
ONGOING

OPAALA

MAIN QUEST
JAN 2020 - PRESENT · DUBAI

Vice President of Engineering. Runs engineering for a hospitality-tech scale-up.

VP EngineeringLeadership
ONGOING

Open Source

A minimalist terminal AI coding agent. No IDE, no Electron, no noise: just a terminal, an OpenAI-compatible model and a sharp set of tools.

PythonAICLI
ONGOING

Turns Python code into shell commands and runs them on your servers: infrastructure automation at scale.

PythonDevOpsOpen Source
ONGOING

A C HTTP server built to torment auto-scalers: fake workloads, slow health checks and memory pressure on demand.

CHTTPChaos
COMPLETED

Completed Quests

SANDBOX

SIDE QUEST
2022 - 2026 · DUBAI

Mentor at SANDBOX by Oraseya Capital, coaching early-stage founders.

MentoringStartups
COMPLETED

10TEN.AE

MAIN QUEST
2018 - 2020 · UAE

Co-Founder. Built a venture from zero in the Emirates.

Co-FounderStartups
COMPLETED

ADVANCE DIGITAL MEDIA

MAIN QUEST
2017 - 2018 · ABU DHABI

Head of Technology. Hired by the CEO to raise delivery quality. Rebuilt the culture around Development, QA, Automation and SRE departments.

Head of TechCultureCI/CD
COMPLETED

ICFLIX

MAIN QUEST
2016 - 2017 · DUBAI

Rose from System Administrator to CTO in seven months. Cut infrastructure costs by 180,000 AED a month while raising SLA and availability.

CTOInfrastructureStreaming
COMPLETED

ASWAT TELECOM & MEDIA

MAIN QUEST
2015 - 2016 · DUBAI

SysAdmin, then CTO. Launched a contact-center platform on FreeBSD with Go services and TICK-stack monitoring.

CTOTelecomFreeBSD
COMPLETED

WOWI INC

MAIN QUEST
2013 - 2016

Founder. Helped companies from startups to large enterprises plan, build, deploy and run their web apps.

FounderConsulting
COMPLETED

MY-SIGN INTERNATIONAL

MAIN QUEST
2014 - 2015

CTO. DevOps and architecture, cost planning, hiring and project management.

CTODevOps
COMPLETED

FINDSPIRE

SIDE QUEST
2013 - 2014

SysAdmin. Built the full infrastructure (monitoring, deployment, virtualization, databases) for a creative-content startup.

SysAdminInfrastructure
COMPLETED

BOBEE

SIDE QUEST
2012 - 2013

Team Leader, server side. Home automation on Raspberry Pi, FreeBSD ARM and Django.

Team LeadPythonFreeBSD
COMPLETED

BE METRICS

SIDE QUEST
2011 - 2012

ERP Developer. Built a new company ERP on OpenERP.

PythonERP
COMPLETED

UNIVERSITÉ DE METZ

SIDE QUEST
2010 - 2011 · METZ

Stand-in Tutor. Taught web security, web development and web architecture in the Telecommunication Bachelor's degree.

Teaching
COMPLETED

EPITECH & SPbSUT

TRAINING ARC
2009 - 2013

Bachelor in Computer Science at EPITECH, then Master 1 in Network & Security at Bonch-Bruevich State University of Telecommunications.

Computer ScienceNetworkSecurity
COMPLETED

The Bestiary

Every quest has its monsters. Some were slain. Some are still out there, watching the error logs.

The YAML Hydra

For every playbook slain, two more grow back, misindented. In YAML, norway: no is false. The country. False. Merci YAML. Weakness: real Python code.

AT LARGE

The Snowflake Server

A hand-crafted beast, unique in all the world, unreproducible by mortal means. Slain with PyInfra and checksums.

SLAIN

The Friday Deploy Demon

Appears at 16:58 and whispers: it is a small change. Banished by CI pipelines and healthy fear.

SLAIN

The Meeting Minotaur

Devours whole afternoons in endless corridors of calls. Hubert, the self-writing meeting machine, takes its notes now.

SLAIN

The Vendor Lock-in Leech

Feeds on monthly invoices and proprietary APIs. Repelled by self-hosting, data sovereignty and reading the bill.

AT LARGE

The Undefined Variable

Lurks in Jinja2 templates at 3 AM. Its only cry: ERROR, task includes an option with an undefined variable.

AT LARGE

Words from the Stage

Tales told before live crowds, and behind a few microphones.