KALVAD
Chief Technology Officer and Co-Founder. Leads engineering, infrastructure and data: 200+ projects delivered for 100+ clients. Ships fast, automates everything.

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Loïc Tosser · CTO & Co-Founder of Kalvad
Hail, traveler. I am Loïc, CTO at Kalvad: forger of automated infrastructure, collector of strange tongues, lifter of heavy iron, slayer of YAML hydras. The servers are up, the bar is loaded and the raven flies on demand. Welcome to my hall.❧
Every berserker has a saga. This one is written in Python, C, Crystal and uptime.
Loïc Tosser, known across the open-source realms as wowi42, is a French software engineer and Chief Technology Officer based in Dubai. After graduating from EPITECH and spending an exchange year at Bonch-Bruevich State University of Telecommunications in Saint Petersburg, where the winter taught him that -25°C builds character and compiling kernels builds patience, he settled in the Gulf. For over twelve years he has served as CTO for startups, scale-ups and government bodies.
His craft is infrastructure that refuses to die. He writes Python, C and Crystal every day, and keeps Go, Zig, Gleam, Elixir and Mint within reach. Rust he has banished from the hall: evil, he calls it, the new Java. He forges automated infrastructure on FreeBSD and Alpine Linux. He bends PostgreSQL, Quickwit and Parquet to his will. His law is simple: a deploy done twice by hand is a deploy done wrong. He runs his own servers and preaches self-hosting and data sovereignty, rather than renting his freedom from the cloud giants: Kalvad's whole stack runs on one self-hosted server that costs less per month than a team lunch.
Open source is both his training ground and his tribute. He has contributed to PyInfra, Arch Linux, Alpine Linux, Python and Django. He forges his own weapons in the open, most recently lecode, a minimalist terminal AI coding agent, and leaves the Kalvad forge gates open behind him: infraninja, django-cloudflare-images and a growing pack of MCP servers. In 2026 he took the stage at FOSDEM to argue that infrastructure deserves real code, not YAML soup, a heresy the crowd greeted with applause and only mild torch-waving.
As a leader he rebuilds engineering cultures around quality, automation and honest metrics: at Kalvad alone, 200 projects delivered for more than 100 clients. As a mentor he has coached early-stage founders through the SANDBOX program. Off the clock he lifts heavy barbells and puts them down again, a discipline he finds remarkably similar to uptime.
Rumors about the man travel faster than his deploys. He designs wooden tables in OpenSCAD, because furniture is just infrastructure you can sit on. He types on keyboards loud enough to wake the ravens. He owns a notification system named Moustash and a meeting machine named Hubert that writes its own notes. And he has never, ever deployed on a Friday.
Chief Technology Officer and Co-Founder. Leads engineering, infrastructure and data: 200+ projects delivered for 100+ clients. Ships fast, automates everything.
Vice President of Engineering. Runs engineering for a hospitality-tech scale-up.
A minimalist terminal AI coding agent. No IDE, no Electron, no noise: just a terminal, an OpenAI-compatible model and a sharp set of tools.
Turns Python code into shell commands and runs them on your servers: infrastructure automation at scale.
A C HTTP server built to torment auto-scalers: fake workloads, slow health checks and memory pressure on demand.
Mentor at SANDBOX by Oraseya Capital, coaching early-stage founders.
Co-Founder. Built a venture from zero in the Emirates.
Head of Technology. Hired by the CEO to raise delivery quality. Rebuilt the culture around Development, QA, Automation and SRE departments.
Rose from System Administrator to CTO in seven months. Cut infrastructure costs by 180,000 AED a month while raising SLA and availability.
SysAdmin, then CTO. Launched a contact-center platform on FreeBSD with Go services and TICK-stack monitoring.
Founder. Helped companies from startups to large enterprises plan, build, deploy and run their web apps.
CTO. DevOps and architecture, cost planning, hiring and project management.
SysAdmin. Built the full infrastructure (monitoring, deployment, virtualization, databases) for a creative-content startup.
Team Leader, server side. Home automation on Raspberry Pi, FreeBSD ARM and Django.
ERP Developer. Built a new company ERP on OpenERP.
Stand-in Tutor. Taught web security, web development and web architecture in the Telecommunication Bachelor's degree.
Bachelor in Computer Science at EPITECH, then Master 1 in Network & Security at Bonch-Bruevich State University of Telecommunications.
Every quest has its monsters. Some were slain. Some are still out there, watching the error logs.
For every playbook slain, two more grow back, misindented. In YAML, norway: no is false. The country. False. Merci YAML. Weakness: real Python code.
A hand-crafted beast, unique in all the world, unreproducible by mortal means. Slain with PyInfra and checksums.
Appears at 16:58 and whispers: it is a small change. Banished by CI pipelines and healthy fear.
Devours whole afternoons in endless corridors of calls. Hubert, the self-writing meeting machine, takes its notes now.
Feeds on monthly invoices and proprietary APIs. Repelled by self-hosting, data sovereignty and reading the bill.
Lurks in Jinja2 templates at 3 AM. Its only cry: ERROR, task includes an option with an undefined variable.
Tales told before live crowds, and behind a few microphones.
The raven knows every road. Choose its perch, and word shall reach the hall.